So today at my school I was walking to class and there were a bunch if freshman calling this girl who was walking away with a boy a hoe ,and she is a new girl who has been here for like 4 weeks by the way and who, my friend told me that her and the boy were having sex and were see doing so. so when the bell rang security was looking for the boy and girl and from my class we could see everything and instead of finding them one of the security guards who thinks he’s big and bad got his truck stuck in the mud in the field outside of my classes window. We did not do much work today because we were all being too nosy. On the plus side the boys who went and helped try and get the truck out of the mud got 5 extra credit points.
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried